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iCIzzle and Miss DC

iCIZZLE escapes from Bot-Hell or is it Escape from Bot-Hell iCizzle

The devil talks to iCizzle

This is the the 7th draft of the script with edit notes. Please Enjoy. Also you can learn more about iCizzle here: http://icizzle.com/who-is-icizzle

 

Devils talk and agreement

-You can come back and forth through the TV

-Music videos are really serial and safe.

DEVIL

What happened to the days of Maddona? George Michael?

Give me something new iCIZZLE!  Or your going to live in Waco texas forever!

iCIZZLE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DEVIL

Amp them up iCIZZLE!  By the way: Jimi Hendrix is a big fan of your work.

Jimi Hendrix fire

iCIZZLE

My first video will be for Jimi and the Lake Washington Dental Hygene Program.  What up my hygienist hotties?

Cut to iCIZZLE coming back to Earth.

Fire by Jimi Hendrix begins

The Past returns

Larry Brokaw

Presents

iCIZZLE

LARRY

The man, the myth, the legend.  Some call him son.  his mom does.  But what is going on inside that head of his?  I had a chance to talk with him in his suburban home in Bothell Washington.

TITLE:

The early Years of iCIZZLE

iCIZZLE

(V/O)

After a battle in hilltop tacomaz rap olympics: iCIZZLE performs:  Lose yourself he loses but A manager for Diddy find iCIZZLE on youtube.

Diddy finds iCIZZLE on youtube.

Diddy loves iCIZZLEZ message of chasing your dreams and having no money.

iCIZZLE is marketed as a 19 year old.

Cover of Teen Bop:

Home schooled and not shy?  Move over Hanson.

Katy Perry is a babe!

From Teeny bop magazine to worldwide superstar:

iCIZZLE Tours

Teeny bop accuses iCIZZLE of Soldier of Love lip sync

iCIZZLE

I was having acid reflex.

The public forgives.

People Magazine:  Ear job?

iCIZZLE Continues to make music:

I want it that way

-girls screaming

-Hat on and fast shot of face

OK Magazine:

Hair Plants at 19?

iCIZZLE

Maybe I did and Maybe I didn’t.

Shot before and after.

People Magazine:

“Why it feels great to be sober form alcohol” – iCIZZLE

-My body isn’t firm is it?

-the shirtless wonder

-Photos of iCIZZLE no shirt sexy

Posses for Playgirl

A sex tape is released of iCIZZLE and a blowup doll in night vision

SONG:

Round & Round – Tevin Campbell

LARRY

Still C.I.Z. the comeback track of 2015!

Sings lil Disk Strach selling 3x platinum a week.

LARRY

Lets talk heroes.

iCIZZLE

Heroes: Kenny Loggins and my cat syvester.  and my mom.

LARRY

You where home-schooled like Katy Perry?

Cut to:

I kissed a TS and I liked it

TITLE:

Lyricz check

I’ll spoil you like 2 month old vitamin D milk

-iCIZZLE

iCIZZLE

Check out my new song Doubterz.

“fuck ya reality it ain’t mine itz yourz!  Stop doubting and believe!!  Anything is possible!

CUT TO:

Journey Don’t stop believing

Wig and intense

NEWSPAPER:

The fall and rise back to fame!

iCIZZLE

Well I was talking with my grandma and she said Grandma said knock em out!

CUT TO:

Grand Mama said knock you out!

iCIZZLE with mickey mouse gloves punching at camera B&W

-Rapping

Background

Born into a pastors family

-Son of a preacherman

PHOTO:

WAL-MART Ext.

LARRY

You worked at Wal-mart in the sporting goods department?

iCIZZLE

Yes.  I Did.

LARRY

Hollywood accepted iCIZZLE with open arms.

iCizzle news interview at Wmiff

TITLE:

Movie career

Freestyle

-9 mile

Movie extra for Free willy 2

-whale stand in extra

Scene with message:

LARRY

Music Video extra work.

-Usher extra for Yeah

iCIZZLE

If you pause it i’m just to the left of usher.  Here comes Lil Jon he’s gonna block me out with his goblet.

6th step for KNOTB

-Clip of 6th step.  Let’s have a baby tonight!   

iCIZZLE

Jordan didn’t like the 6th step.  Whatever!

Criticz and diss raps

Pop goes the FIZZLE FO SHIZZLE by BIG disk scratch

-i ain’t lil no more i’m BIG now bitch! – Beep   

iCIZZLE strikes back with turtle wax that little disk scratch out

I’ll buff you out with turtle wax and put you in the microwave for 5 minutes.  You lil disk scratch just got poped! –DING!

-cizzle claims to of had sexual relations with that monica lawinski

   

Change in career paths

Slow RnB

-Ballads

Tully’s Coffee Presents:

Dirty thoughts of a barista girl

-Hot coffee pouring on chest like hot wax – new coffee fetish

-known as the wet yankee dog

Advertisment:

New song titled:

Girl / World / Girl / World

I want you in my world Girl

Oh Girl Be in my world

Girl Girl Girl Girl Girl Girl

World World World World World

Dancing to song outside slips and knocks himself out:

Warm it up CIZZ!! I’m about 2!

COMMERCIAL:

Sumo Teryaki

Music: News

TITLE:

CNN

Larry Brokaw

investigatez

iCIZZLE!

LARRY

Criticz Claim you aren’t really doing anything different to the music.

Forever is the first solo album by American hip-hop artist Puff Daddy (now known as “Diddy”), released on August 24, 1999 (see 1999 in music) in North America by Bad Boy Entertainment.

The album, upon its release have received generally mixed reviews from most critics, as well as an amount criticism that Puff Daddy “commercialized” the hip-hop genre at the time.

-FOREVER

iCIZZLE

Who said that?

LARRY

Critikz about his sampling music 85% is not new.  all your doing is adding ad-libs a bit of rap.

Clips of adlibs

iCIZZLE

I don’t recall at this moment.

LARRY

Everything from Celine dion, Milli Vanilli, New kids on the block, michael bolton.  the list is endless.  is nothing sacred?

iCIZZLE

triple platinum records sales do the talking.

LARRY

Its all about the money?

iCIZZLE

Like Ludacris always sayz Mo money mo problems

LARRY

Let’s talk Contraversity.

Clips of Hips swinging and no shirt with a hairy chest

Photos: Hotties on potties.

Players ball – outkast plays

LARRY

you have a 3rd ball/testicle? true of false?

iCIZZLE

Pass.

LARRY

Is it true you have a beautiful penis with extra cute balls?

iCIZZLE

Pauses – deep sigh..Yes

iCIZZLE

I enhance the beauty with pills I found in an email.

LARRY

You did a song titled “cleaning out my locket”

why would say you love your mother?

iCIZZLE

She caught me once in the bathroom.

Mom busts in

iCIZZLE

Mom no

iCIZZLE cleaning toilet with brush

Jerk out – the time

iCIZZLE

Was my fly just down?  Let me get it.

-Zips up fly

LARRY

Tell me about Syvesters song.

iCIZZLE

Itz About my albino cat whose slight retarded and deaf.

CUT TO Song with photo of Cat Lots of Meyowing in song

LARRY

You have products for the ladies and super gay men?

iCIZZLE

Soy Shakez are lactose free and Hot pocket gluten free.

iCIZZLE

Its all about being broad in your music.

Song:

Fresh pair of granny panties on – with photos of granny panties

LARRY

You are a ladies man..where do you get your charisma?

iCIZZLE

I get it from Neil Diamond.

iCZZLE

Have you seen the Jazz Singer? Panties on the stage please..

CUT TO:

T.I.T.T.Y.

-Sample Queen Latifah

LARRY

The Emo phase?

CUT TO

iCIZZLE

I’ve become so Dumb

LARRY

your use of the word Krackerz has offended millions of people.

LARRY

338 times in one song?  How do you respond to the criticism?

iCIZZLE

The word has carried some negative meaning in the past.  I’m just trying to overuse it so it loses it meaning.

Cut to Song

LARRY

You released an edited version and extra clean edit?

iCIZZLE

Just wanted to sell more albums at Wal-mart.

LARRY

Protests against you.  Smashing your albums and destroying ipods in the name of God.

Yes God and I are cool with Each other.  Keep buying my albums and destroying them.  I promised my cuzin a pool by the end of this year.

iCZZLE Walking on a road alone cars pass.

LARRY

It’s lonely at the top.  Why?

iCZZLE

Well, No one else has the courage to come with me and deliver the ring into the volcano.  Smigal is a freak no doubt.  but come on just walk with me and we’ll get rid of the ring together.

LARRY

Tell me about your fanny pack.

iCIZZLE

Here’s a stop motion I put together for you Larry.

CUT TO Video of Fanny Pack

LARRY

Let’s talk motivation.

iCIZZLE stands in front of mirror.  Hour of power.

LARRY

Contradictions: You are OK with humans and animals marrying?

iCZZLE

If the love is right and we reduce the divorce rate then yes.

LARRY

You are a activist for human rights?

CUT TO

VIDEO REENACTMENT:

sweet beard from iCIZZLEZ noise sold for 25K

All Benefits go to dental hygiene for the homeless

iCIZZLE

All money from my record sales except 80% goes to education.

LARRY

In your music you sound pissed that it rains so much in Seattle?

iCIZZLE

Remixes with rain and thunder and the coffee.

LARRY

Whats your beef with starbucks?

iCIZZLE

The coffee is 2 hot and they always ask if I want room for cream.  it always burn the roof of my mouth.

SONG: Two to make it right- Seduction

TITLE:

The tabloids:

Jennifer Anisten and iCIZZLE seen together

Cizzifer

-Big ring photos

PHOTO:

on and off wedding

PHOTO:

Fake porn head paste

PHOTO:

no make-up photos

PHOTO:

fat photos

PHOTO:

celluloid shot of thighs

PHOTO:

Website of midget look a likes

-iCIZZLE midget look-a-likes

PHOTO:

Neil Diamond and iCIZZLE colabrate?

SONG: Shiloh remake

TITLE:

The Real iCIZZLE please stand up!

Copy catz

-Andre agasi

-The Office Space guy

-The poor mans Justin Timberlake

Bohemian Rhapsody

-Waynes World

-Bring it back!!!

17 year cycle

TITLE:

sheba and Larry browka interview icizzle

A new direction

-More then words

-Looking to break into the wedding crowd

iCIZZLE

It’s a wedding floor classic!  A DJ turned over the cassette single to side B.  It would of never been a hit if it weren’t for that DJ.

The juice!

The PHAT booty anothm

Back that azz up!

LARRY

From Bad boy posing for Target with no shirt -Cameo boxers.

iCizzle sings to sheba

SONG: I’m too Sexy!

LARRY

The skin color change.  Albino 2 Afican brother OG

iCIZZLE

Reverse Sun damage it’s turned me black

TITLE:

The hard times of iCIZZLE

High School Detention – Locked up – AKON

LARRY

How long where you in Detention?

iCIZZLE

2 hours and 15 minutes and 37 seconds.

LARRY

You found Hasues Cristo through all of this?

iCIZZLE

Peronsal Hasues Cristo. The spanish Jesus on the candles

Freedom and Obama Change!

-Lose my breath with beard

LARRY

You’ve had Endorsment pulled: Adidas Jacket

Slim Fast farts-o

CUT TO:

New products indorsed by iCIZZLE:

Cat butt covers 7 different colorz

Ba-day – Warm to cold for any weather conduction

Knuckle hair sculpture.

iCIZZLE

Here comes the rain again.  I’ve been serving Krackerz since 1991.

LARRY

Your career spans 3 decades: From Boy Band Member to Solo One more try Timmy T, To rock JoyRide, Place in this world.

LARRY

Everything from RnB, Rap, Rock, Emo, Heavy Metal, ETC.  What is there left to do?

iCIZZLE

Safe Insest education for the inbeard a

Are they a couple? iCizzle new girlfriend?

iCIZZLE

Yes and now i’ve found the love of my life.  Taylor Swift.

LARRY

How long?

iCIZZLE

Thats not important.

LARRY

Favorite song?

iCIZZLE

I’ve never really listened to her music but I like the way she looks with a guitar.

LARRY nods.

iCIZZLE

So i really respect her vision.  we actually have never seen or listened to each others work.  but we both respect that each other for working smart and not hard.

iCIZZLE

we got matching name Tattos on our left forearms.

Cut to:

PHOTO: Taylor and icizzle left arms tattooed.    

Taylor’s on tour right now.

LARRY

Tell me about WMIFF.

iCizzle red carpet interview

iCIZZLE

It’s the best thing thats happened to me this year.  Going to Washington DC for An awards show. Becoming iCIZZLE is nominated for 3 awards.  Including best director.  I’m happy for Ian.

Trey Cheney and iCizzle at WMIFF

Waynes world dunnina dunnina dunnina

Cut to icicle getting ready for awards show.

Lots of Comedy cutaways

LL Cizzle J

-Working out – ways to not spend money getting fit

-The run to the bathroom before my ass explodes – things get in the way

-Healthy veggies and flaxseeds

Review of losses at award show entries

-recording debut album

-behind the music – icizzle

-2020 the future

iCizzle mind control

artist on label

lil’ disk scratch

Music videos and edited film.

End of Film iCIZZLE’Z back in Seattle.

Bag drops on the floor.

Dear Journal:

Everyone has a dream.  It’s just that life gets in the way.  We forget to take care of ourselves.  we become weak in the stomach.  then we rationalize why we can’t do something.  Rather then just doing it and completing it.

The Rebirth of iCizze DVDs

I’ve found myself doing that same thing. Rationalization of why not and but and too and a story of why I can’t.  I’m gonna stop doing that now.  It’s time to become a millionaire for what I love doing the most in life.

Why not you too?

Music kicks in.

Credits roll

Goals:

WOW

The world is watching icizzle

iCizzle T-Shirts for Dogs

The hip hop community welcomes iCIZZLE

Read up on how to makes your connections money!

When is daddy’s birthday?

Make him a bad boy greatest hit video mix –

the past Supercat – Featuring Biggie and puffy – Flavor in ya ear! – The family.  – it’s all about the beng-gez baby!  buzz.   

The present – Dirty Money and the new Diddy album.

The future! -iCIZZLE!

Think of him as the Lady gaga of hip hop.  What’s missing from hip hop today?  FUN! the old skull days of africa bombata and grandmaster flash are gone!  No one is unique looking anymore!  It’s all the same shit, the baseball cap.  sports jersey.  hot cars. hot women.  MONEY!    

iCizzle Logo

Who can change the game with your help?  Introducing the heavy weight campaign of the WORLD!!!!!  iCIZZLE!!!!   

How is this cracker as mother fucka gonna make me money??

The 3 year plan of how iCIZZLE will make you millions of $$$$.

BEHIND THE MUSIC – iCIZZLE

Step one.  Introduce him to the public..He’s albino and slight retarded.  But man his beats are hard and his lyrical delivery is on par with biggie and 2pac!  the public respects that he’s slight retarded and going for his dream!  over the next six months his skin turns light brown.  Oh but its the summer time so no one really notices.

His new album number 2 drops!  The critics accuse iCIZZLE of not adding anything new to the music.  He samples the leave it to beaver theme song.  The album goes triple platinum.  His personal life is spotlighted: He confesses he’s afraid of the sun.  Strikes up a deal with Banana Boat and becomes a spokesmen for them!  The brand sees a 5% increase in sales!  Not only is this good for business its even better for our customers health!  They live longer we make more $!

6 months later!  1.5 years into iCIZZLE’S career.  HIs skin turns dark!  not OG Afircan dark brother but will smith black.  His new album talks about his problems with caffeine overdose and energy pills.  his recovery!  The public starts to notice his skin color.  People magazine runs a cover story.  Is iCIZZLE the new Michael Jackson?  iCIZZLE Speaks to the public about his skin condition.  It’s called reverse black sun damage.  The public is skeptical.  iCZZLE records, CD’z, Tapes, 8 Trackz are selling faster then any media ever!  Bad boy records is crowned as the top record cover in the world!  Diddy makes a new record!  The Notorious B.I.G. is turned into a hologram and The bad boy family reunites for a world tour!  The tour is acclaimed and sells out every stadium in the world.      

2 years in.  iCIZZLE drops his 4th studio album.  iCIZZLE Speaks on the state of the world.  welcomed to luke warm reviews the album sells 5 million cds and jump starts CD’s again as a cool technology from the 1990’s.  With the World Anthom We the people all the polical parties from the world meet up and throw catch.  afterwards they all sit down and discuss world peace.  iCIZZLE is named the new John Lennon. His skin continues to get darker.

iCizzle in talks for 8 mile sequel

2.5 years later.  iCIZZLE drops his 5th album and gets into acting.  He makes the film 9 mile which is closely tied to iCIZZLE’s home school drop days.  Clip of film: “I told you mamma I need to work and figure out how to make a million dollars to solve world problems!”  The film is a box office disaster despite good reviews.  The film finds a cult following of Home video.  It’s released on VHS with a special mini VCR.  the movie sells 4 million copies making it the greatest cult classic of all time.  Passing office space!  his skin darkens even more.

year 3, iCIZZLE is darker then the darkest skinned brother on planet earth.  He goes in for surgery.  he claims his skin is damaged and needs to wear a wrap around his head.  The public accepts him being different.  After a peace rally in Seattle Washington.  His hometown.  iCIZZLE is shot!  World war III begins.  Everything iCIZZLE was against comes to be.  The world destroys itself but the memory of iCIZZLE lives on forever!       

iCizzle at White House

THE END?

RIP iCizzle

TOPICS:

Homeschooled and not being shi

I wonder if Bad Boy has a film department

Bad Boy film on reunion of Family

Cash money records – roaster

-15 year deep

you need a lil wayne who can reinvent the game

    

-piss in your pants funny

lots of slapstick

Awards interviews WMIFF

How does iCIZZLE die?

-Irony is a must

Learn more about iCizzle here: http://icizzle.com/who-is-icizzle

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